Burritos and Doritos written by Gerald "Child" McMullin performed by The Rugburns transcribed by Jim Wiggins G C G D Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat since you've been gone G C G D G Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat oh yeah G C My mama called, said, "Go to the store!" G D But I don't feel like it anymore G C Got A.M./P.M. right down the street G D G Don't even have to put shoes on my feet Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat since you've been gone Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat oh yeah I like burritos, so hot and greasy I like Doritos, so nacho cheesey I wash 'em down with generic beer Whatever else goes on sale around here Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat since you've been gone Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat oh yeah D G Nice and easy, don't cost too much D G Just nuke that baby and you've got your lunch D G Take it home and watch the Brady Bunch D On the TV screen... G C G D Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat since you've been gone G C G D G Burritos and Doritos, that's all I eat oh yeah D G That's all I eat, oh yeah D G That's all I eat, oh yeah