Dirty written by Steve Poltz performed by The Rugburns transcribed by Jim Wiggins G C G C G Outside the wind is blowing, the waves are crashing fast G C G C G There's people running naked, I see a nameless ass D C G D C G It's soft and pink and fleshy, so tender to the touch G C G C G I'll never get to grab it; my timing's never clutch My ass is much too skinny, my legs are way too thin I act like such a ninny, I'm all tanked up on gin My view is so fantastic, I watch you pick your nose I'm hiding in your bushes, you're taking off your clothes G C G I'm taking off my clothes Chorus: Gb G D A My gray matter is wired wrong well I don't know Gb G D A I'm on a limb now; I might smell clean but I suppose F A F A F That I'm dirty, I'm so dirty I flip through scented pages, there's numbers you can call My hands are slightly shaking, I'm naked in the hall I'm racing my libido, I'm twitching on the floor You tell me you're excited, I pay three dollars more I pay to hear you roar [Chorus] I'm sitting in a theater, there's bodies here again I hear their lustful breathing, the air is filled with sin I'll fuck but I won't make love, you can't expect too much You make my anchor sweaty, I crave your tender touch I pay for you to touch [Chorus] My belly has a hunger, I'm sick and filled with shame I eat but I don't get full, I'll never know your name I'll never know your name, I'll never know your name I'll never know your name, I'll never know your name [Chorus, with extra "I'm so dirty"s]