The Fairies Came written by Steve Poltz and Robert Driscoll performed by The Rugburns transcribed by Jim Wiggins D G D I met a boy in a bar last night A He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth D G D I pulled it out, put it under his pillows that night A The fairies came into his room G D The fairies came, the fairies came G D The fairies came that night G A D Db D Db The fairies came into his room Worked on a barge in Ontario The captain was a slimy fuckin' drunk We hit a reef and it was scary-O The oil all leaked out and then we sunk The ferrys came, the ferrys came The ferrys came that night The ferrys came and drove us home I met a girl on the ferry boat She had wings, and gold dust in her teeth Then I reached down and felt her magic wand And I realized that he was just like me That fairy came, that fairy came That fairy came that night That fairy came to be my best friend Carl Em C Walked on a bridge, walked on a bridge D Oh where's my bridge? (Yeah yeah one two three four) I got a job at a fast food joint I sold Coke and straws by the pound My fairy godmother laughed at me And she kicked my sorry ass right out of town She kicked my ass, she kicked my ass She kicked my sorry ass She kicked my ass right out of town