Single Life written by Steve Poltz performed by The Rugburns transcribed by Jim Wiggins G C There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it G D A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys C G C G C G Did you see Miss March? God, she looks so young D C G This single life, it sure is fun We could go to the lounge at the Holiday Inn Hear my favorite band play the latest Debbie Gibson Song about a boy with a really nice bike This single life, it sure is fun We'll snort some cocaine in the bathroom by the condom dispenser And talk about the barmaid, "Hey I hear she'll take her pants off If you drive a Camaro." Life just seems better This single life, it sure is fun We can talk to secretaries who talk about their bosses I'll talk about my car and forget about my losses We'll talk about the latest episode of Geraldo... This single life, it sure is fun D F D F Well I am still a young man, it's really pretty cool D F C D My friends are old and married; what a bunch of stupid fools We'll meet some chicks in the bar and collect all our pennies We'll stumble to our cars and we'll drive real fast to Denny's I'll put my hand up her skirt; we'll eat a couple Grand Slams This single life, it sure is fun Well in the morning when you wake up there's a dental hygienist Lying in your bed; she really thinks you're a dentist You said you'd give her a job, and you take her to see Tiffany This single life, it sure is fun Well there's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A bottle of aspirin on the table by the Playboys Did you see Miss April? God, I feel so old This single life, it sure is fun